I like to pride myself on the ability to say/attempt and pick up line with a straight face. My friend Erin told me a story of a line i'm going to have to use in the future. Erin is currently working at Chic-fil-a and a guys comes up to the counter.
Guy: I'll have 2 number 1's and I don't see your number on the menu but I'll take that too.
Erin: Sorry we don't sell that here.
I thought the line was UH-MAZING! but Erin's reply was sooo much better. She is the super hero of witty turn downs.