Musings

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• I went blackberry picking recently and made some delicious jam. 
• I recently got a chance to play walmart tag. You don't know what walmart tag is? Only one of the greatest games ever. Two people start off with an item(say a candy bar) and have to place it in a different section of walmart whilst picking up another item from that section(so place candy bar in toy section and pick up GI Joe figurine). You continue this until you have switched ten items. Once you retrieve the last item you return back to the starting point and give your last item to your opponent. First person to place all items back in their correct position and get back to the candy bar stand wins! Obstacles include hurdling small children, pesky employees who place items back in their original position, and security guards who think you look really suspicious. Needless to say, I won.